Look out. I drive just like you.
Gun control means using both hands.
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Like a roll of toilet paper, life goes faster at the end.
We're born wet, cold, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
Just when you think lifes a bitch, it has puppies.
My life is based on a true story.
Don't worry what people think. They don't do it often.
I'm not perfect, but some parts of me are incredible.
Your gene pool needs chlorine.
"Very funny Scottie. Now beam down my clothes."
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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