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    Mothers Always Know Just What to Say!

    A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his
    sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and
    found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.

    He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said,
    'Mom, I have something to tell you... I'm gay.'

    His mother made no reply or gave any response and the son
    was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly. 'You're gay... does that mean you have oral sex with other men?

    The son said nervously, 'Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right.'

    His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly
    whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said...

    'Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!!!'

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    Mothers Always Know Just What to Say!

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      #3
      Mothers Always Know Just What to Say!

      LMAO!!! I'm sending that one to my gay friends. They'll love it!

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        #4
        Mothers Always Know Just What to Say!

        Brilliant!!!!

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