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    English Lesson....

    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

    So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, 'This is a tree.'

    The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'

    The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, 'This is a rock.'

    Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'

    The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

    The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.'

    The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

    The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?






    The chief replied, 'My bike.'
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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    :H:H:H

    wasn't expecting that.

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    It could be worse, I could be filing.
    AF since 7/7/2009

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      GOOD ONE!!!!!!! :H:H:H
      ​​Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind ~ Bob Marley ~ Redemption Song

      AUGUST 9, 2009

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        sunshine, this reminds me of a place I used to work, where my supervisor was kind of a joker (not in a mean way, really), and he was helping a non English speaker with some common phrases, but interchanged the meanings of "comb your hair" with "jacking off".
        ​​Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind ~ Bob Marley ~ Redemption Song

        AUGUST 9, 2009

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