Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room everyone says, 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people say 'Your Holiness'."
The lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, so the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She replies, "I have a daughter who's tall, blond and measures 38DD-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, 'My God!'."
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room everyone says, 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people say 'Your Holiness'."
The lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, so the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She replies, "I have a daughter who's tall, blond and measures 38DD-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, 'My God!'."
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