Bubba and Ellie Mae decided to get married, but since they had no money, they had to spend their honeymoon night with Ellie Mae's momma and little brother, Rufus.
The next morning, Rufus asks him mom, "Momma, are Ella Mae and Bubba still in her room?"
"Yes, Bubba, they're newlyweds."
Rufus says, "You know what I think, Momma?"
"No, Rufus, and I don't have time to hear it. Now you get on to school."
That afternoon Rufus comes home and asks, "Ellie Mae and Bubba still in her room, Momma?"
"Yes, Rufus."
"You know what I think, Momma?"
"No Rufus, now their on their honeymoon. Get on outside and play."
At bedtime that night, Rufus again asks, "Ellie Mae and Bubba still in her room, Momma?"
"Yes, Rufus" his mother replies.
"You know what I think, Momma?"
Exasperated Momma cries, "What, Rufus! What do you think?"
Rufus replies,"I think last night when Bubba came in my room in the dark and asked if I had a tube of Vaseline I gave him my airplane glue."
The next morning, Rufus asks him mom, "Momma, are Ella Mae and Bubba still in her room?"
"Yes, Bubba, they're newlyweds."
Rufus says, "You know what I think, Momma?"
"No, Rufus, and I don't have time to hear it. Now you get on to school."
That afternoon Rufus comes home and asks, "Ellie Mae and Bubba still in her room, Momma?"
"Yes, Rufus."
"You know what I think, Momma?"
"No Rufus, now their on their honeymoon. Get on outside and play."
At bedtime that night, Rufus again asks, "Ellie Mae and Bubba still in her room, Momma?"
"Yes, Rufus" his mother replies.
"You know what I think, Momma?"
Exasperated Momma cries, "What, Rufus! What do you think?"
Rufus replies,"I think last night when Bubba came in my room in the dark and asked if I had a tube of Vaseline I gave him my airplane glue."
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, 
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