An old bastard couple pulls up to a service station in Ashburton:
Attendant: How may I help you?
Old Bloke: Please fill it up.
Old Shelia: What did he say?
Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.
Attendant: So, where are you heading?
Old Bloke: To Timaru to see our Grandchildren.
Old Shelia: What did he say?
Old Bloke[yelling]: He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids.
Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.
Old Bloke: Yes, it's been quite pleasant.
Old Shelia: What did he say?
Old Bloke[yelling]: He said its good weather.
Attendant: Where are you coming from?
Old Bloke: We started our trip from Nelson.
Old Shelia: What did he say?
Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked where we're from and I said Nelson.
Attendant: I dated a girl from Nelson once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed.
Old lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]: He says he knows you
Attendant: How may I help you?
Old Bloke: Please fill it up.
Old Shelia: What did he say?
Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.
Attendant: So, where are you heading?
Old Bloke: To Timaru to see our Grandchildren.
Old Shelia: What did he say?
Old Bloke[yelling]: He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids.
Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.
Old Bloke: Yes, it's been quite pleasant.
Old Shelia: What did he say?
Old Bloke[yelling]: He said its good weather.
Attendant: Where are you coming from?
Old Bloke: We started our trip from Nelson.
Old Shelia: What did he say?
Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked where we're from and I said Nelson.
Attendant: I dated a girl from Nelson once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed.
Old lady: What did he say?
Old Man [yelling]: He says he knows you
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