1. Whoever forgot his wife at my place
after last night's BBQ is asked to come and get her ASAP.
It is not that she embarasses me,
but mine is coming back tonight.
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2. An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
after last night's BBQ is asked to come and get her ASAP.
It is not that she embarasses me,
but mine is coming back tonight.
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2. An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
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