Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Ole Sven

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Ole Sven

    Ole and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

    'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

    'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'

    'Vell,' replied Ole, I got it from my Genie.'

    'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

    'Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.

    'Could I see him?' Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

    Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'

    'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

    Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... Flying directly overhead.

    Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

    Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

    #2
    Ole Sven

    lol I love you jokes it puts a huge smile on my face....now off to work!!!
    :heart:AF since May 31 2008.....Happy and Healthy

    Comment


      #3
      Ole Sven

      Oh, Sunny!!!!
      sigpic
      Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
      awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

      Comment


        #4
        Ole Sven

        :H:H:H:H
        Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
        Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

        Comment

        Working...
        X