A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden. The guy goes into the back garden and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. talking to the dog for sale
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"Tell me about yourself, how did you learn to talk?"
So, the Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so Iwanted to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a few medals. I got married, had puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"A tenner" The bloke says,
"But this dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden. The guy goes into the back garden and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. talking to the dog for sale
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"Tell me about yourself, how did you learn to talk?"
So, the Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so Iwanted to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a few medals. I got married, had puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"A tenner" The bloke says,
"But this dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
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