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    A prayer for the stressed

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
    the courage to change things i cannot accept,
    and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill today because they annoyed me
    And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today
    help me to always give 100% at work....
    12% on monday
    23% on tuesday
    40% on wednesday
    20% on thursday
    5% on friday
    And help me to remember.....When i am having a really bad day,
    and it seems that people are trying to annoy me,
    that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me
    Amen


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    #2
    A prayer for the stressed

    Awwwhhh Mario, I actually stopped crying to laugh at that! Thanks Hon xx
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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      #3
      A prayer for the stressed

      Remember, Mario and Oney, stress is just the physical manifestation of the mind overriding the body's desire to choke the living sh#t out of some arsehole.
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        #4
        A prayer for the stressed

        God you have got that one right Ruby...xxxx
        "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

        AF 10th May 2010
        NF 12th May 2010

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          #5
          A prayer for the stressed

          :H:H:H:H
          Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
          Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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            A prayer for the stressed

            Just returned

            Hi Gang, Have just returned to try this program again...had amazing luck with it in 2008. I fell of the wagon completely. Time to get back on the horse. Have health issues and need to start taking care of my body after so many years of abuse!:upset::new::thanks:

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