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    For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

    Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...
    Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

    01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

    05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

    09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

    13. You sing along with elevator music.

    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

    And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    AF April 9, 2016

    #2
    For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

    :H:H:H
    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
    Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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      #3
      For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

      HAHAHA!!! Good one!
      ​​Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind ~ Bob Marley ~ Redemption Song

      AUGUST 9, 2009

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        #4
        For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

        :H:H:H
        Formerly known as Teardrop:l
        sober dry since 11th Jan '2010' relapse/slip on 23/7/13 working in progress ! Sober date 25/7/13 ( True learning has often followed an eclipse, a time of darkness, but with each cycle of my recovery, the light grows stronger and my vision is clearer. (AA)
        my desire to avoid hitting bottom again was more powerful then my desire to drink !

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          #5
          For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

          Thanks for the big print, Cindy. And the last sentence is DEF important! LOL
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          Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
          awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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            #6
            For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

            It's sooooo true! :H
            Minnie x

            Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending - make yours a happy every after :l

            Sober since 4 November :fingers:

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              #7
              For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

              OH Cindi...I just loved this!!! Going to send to all my old pals.

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                #8
                For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

                LMAO

                Star x
                Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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                  #9
                  For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

                  Ruby, I agree, the last one is the most important! Too cute Cindy, thanks for a good laugh.

                  Winefree

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                    #10
                    For those over 50, 60 and beyond.

                    Wellll, I Still think of speed limits as a challenge! (Does that count?) :H
                    Sometimes you have to take the leap and build your wings on the way down... Anais Nin

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