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    Two old men

    Two old men get drunk and visit a brothel.

    The Madame takes one look at them and whispers to her manager,

    Go put inflatable dolls in 2 bedrooms, these guys are to old and drunk to notice."

    During the walk home the first old man said,

    I think my girl was dead.

    she never moved or made a sound.

    The second guy said,could be worse i think mine was a witch.

    Why the HELL would you say that replied his Friend.

    Well i bit her arse.

    She farted in my face and flew out of the window.
    Formerly known as Teardrop:l
    sober dry since 11th Jan '2010' relapse/slip on 23/7/13 working in progress ! Sober date 25/7/13 ( True learning has often followed an eclipse, a time of darkness, but with each cycle of my recovery, the light grows stronger and my vision is clearer. (AA)
    my desire to avoid hitting bottom again was more powerful then my desire to drink !

    #2
    Two old men

    LOL! :H
    Minnie x

    Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending - make yours a happy every after :l

    Sober since 4 November :fingers:

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      #3
      Two old men

      That struck me funny, thanx

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        #4
        Two old men

        Priceless
        Finally Free

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