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    The ultimate shopping spree

    A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the
    most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in
    the second.

    In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her
    mobile phone rang.
    It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in
    a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

    The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that
    she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realised she
    was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the
    boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before
    heading to the hospital.

    She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with
    a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of
    the last shop. She was jubilant.

    Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the
    hospital.

    She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's
    condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead
    and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of
    yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
    yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive
    Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it
    will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For
    the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he
    will now be your career!'

    The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.

    The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.'
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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    The ultimate shopping spree

    My evil twin!!! LOL
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    Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
    awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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      #3
      The ultimate shopping spree

      verrry nice.

      :H:H:H
      It could be worse, I could be filing.
      AF since 7/7/2009

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