Tlrgs e-mailed this to me and I had to share the laugh.
Why I fired my Secretary.
>
> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning..
> Went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', And possibly have a small present for me.
>
> As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
> I thought....
>
> Well, that's marriage for you, But the kids... They will remember.
>
> My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low And somewhat despondent.
>
> As I walked into my office, My secretary Jane said,
> 'Good Morning Boss, And by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better That at least someone had remembered.
>
> I worked until one o'clock , When Jane knocked on my door And said, 'You know,
> It's such a beautiful day outside, And it is your Birthday,
> What do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
> that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
> Let's go!'
> We went to lunch. But we didn't go Where we normally would go.
> She chose instead a quiet bistro With a private table.
> We had two martinis each And I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
>
> On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day....
> We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?'
>
> I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'
> She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.'
>
> After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
> ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom For just a moment.
> I'll be right back.'
> 'Ok.' I nervously replied.
>
> She went into the bedroom and, After a couple of minutes, She came out Carrying a huge birthday cake..........
> Followed By my wife,
> My kids,
> And dozens of my friends
> And co-workers,
> All singing
> 'Happy Birthday'.
>
>
> And I just sat there....
>
> On the couch...
>
> Naked :blush:
>
Why I fired my Secretary.
>
> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning..
> Went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', And possibly have a small present for me.
>
> As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
> I thought....
>
> Well, that's marriage for you, But the kids... They will remember.
>
> My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low And somewhat despondent.
>
> As I walked into my office, My secretary Jane said,
> 'Good Morning Boss, And by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better That at least someone had remembered.
>
> I worked until one o'clock , When Jane knocked on my door And said, 'You know,
> It's such a beautiful day outside, And it is your Birthday,
> What do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
> that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
> Let's go!'
> We went to lunch. But we didn't go Where we normally would go.
> She chose instead a quiet bistro With a private table.
> We had two martinis each And I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
>
> On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day....
> We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?'
>
> I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'
> She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.'
>
> After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
> ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom For just a moment.
> I'll be right back.'
> 'Ok.' I nervously replied.
>
> She went into the bedroom and, After a couple of minutes, She came out Carrying a huge birthday cake..........
> Followed By my wife,
> My kids,
> And dozens of my friends
> And co-workers,
> All singing
> 'Happy Birthday'.
>
>
> And I just sat there....
>
> On the couch...
>
> Naked :blush:
>
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