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    The way it is......

    A Marriage made in heaven

    One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

    The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven.

    The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he'll get back with them on that request.

    A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get married in Heaven.

    To his surprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out will we be able to get a divorce?"

    With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here... you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?"
    IAD Ha!
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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    The way it is......

    Ouch!
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    Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
    awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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