Frank and his buddies were hanging out
and planning a 5-day golf outing. Unfortunately, he had to tell
them he couldn't go .... because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home totally
frustrated. The following week Frank's buddies arrived at the resort
to play golf. They were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby,
drinking a well-made margarita and admiring his putter!
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Frank?"
"I didn't have to" Frank replied. "Last night I slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the wife snuck up
behind me and covered my eyes and said,' Surprise.' When I peeled
her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through
negligee. She said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed
and do whatever you want'......
SO, HERE I AM!"
and planning a 5-day golf outing. Unfortunately, he had to tell
them he couldn't go .... because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home totally
frustrated. The following week Frank's buddies arrived at the resort
to play golf. They were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby,
drinking a well-made margarita and admiring his putter!
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Frank?"
"I didn't have to" Frank replied. "Last night I slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the wife snuck up
behind me and covered my eyes and said,' Surprise.' When I peeled
her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through
negligee. She said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed
and do whatever you want'......
SO, HERE I AM!"