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    one morning a Scotsman is!

    One morning a Scotsman is having breakfast in Paris, (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

    Frenchman: 'You Scots folk eat the whole bread?'

    Scotsman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'

    Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble): 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Scotland .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

    The Scotsman listens in silence.

    The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat marmalade with your bread?'

    Scotsman: 'Of course.'

    Frenchman (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling): 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into marmalade, and sell the marmalade to Scotland.'
    After a moment of silence, the Scotsman asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'

    Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.

    Scotsman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

    Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'

    Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'

    (Hope the Wee Scotsman walks across the map for you)
    Formerly known as Teardrop:l
    sober dry since 11th Jan '2010' relapse/slip on 23/7/13 working in progress ! Sober date 25/7/13 ( True learning has often followed an eclipse, a time of darkness, but with each cycle of my recovery, the light grows stronger and my vision is clearer. (AA)
    my desire to avoid hitting bottom again was more powerful then my desire to drink !

    #2
    one morning a Scotsman is!

    sorry about the wee scotsman, he walked across to france and pull down his pants and did a wee..
    Formerly known as Teardrop:l
    sober dry since 11th Jan '2010' relapse/slip on 23/7/13 working in progress ! Sober date 25/7/13 ( True learning has often followed an eclipse, a time of darkness, but with each cycle of my recovery, the light grows stronger and my vision is clearer. (AA)
    my desire to avoid hitting bottom again was more powerful then my desire to drink !

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      #3
      one morning a Scotsman is!

      Teardrop ur a wee light in the head

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        #4
        one morning a Scotsman is!

        This Scot loved it, Teardrop.

        Nice to `see` you.......hope you`re doing well. :l

        Star x
        Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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          #5
          one morning a Scotsman is!

          Yep - no-one messes with us Scots! :H

          Nice to see you all - hope you are well.

          Lots of love :l

          Satori


          xxx
          "Though there are many paths at the foot of the mountain - all those who reach the top see the same moon - as any fule kno"

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            #6
            one morning a Scotsman is!

            Lovely to see you too, satori.

            Hope all is well with you and yours. :l

            Star x
            Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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              #7
              one morning a Scotsman is!

              yep - nice to see u to Satori ! :l
              Formerly known as Teardrop:l
              sober dry since 11th Jan '2010' relapse/slip on 23/7/13 working in progress ! Sober date 25/7/13 ( True learning has often followed an eclipse, a time of darkness, but with each cycle of my recovery, the light grows stronger and my vision is clearer. (AA)
              my desire to avoid hitting bottom again was more powerful then my desire to drink !

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                #8
                one morning a Scotsman is!

                star just want to give u a big :l to, im in a hugging mood today
                Formerly known as Teardrop:l
                sober dry since 11th Jan '2010' relapse/slip on 23/7/13 working in progress ! Sober date 25/7/13 ( True learning has often followed an eclipse, a time of darkness, but with each cycle of my recovery, the light grows stronger and my vision is clearer. (AA)
                my desire to avoid hitting bottom again was more powerful then my desire to drink !

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                  #9
                  one morning a Scotsman is!

                  blonde joke

                  A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

                  "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
                  The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
                  The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

                  A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
                  "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.":goodjob:
                  La mutuelle familiale de France
                  Devis mutuelle familiale des cheminots fr

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