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    STEPHANE DION'S RETIREMENT DINNER

    At a dinner thrown in her husband's honour, a man turned to Madame Dion
    and said, "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure with
    such a busy schedule. How quiet will retirement seem in comparison.

    What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

    "A penis," replied Madame Dion.

    A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew
    what to say next.

    Stephane leaned over to his wife and said, "In Hinglish dey pronounce
    dat word, "Appiness".

    :H:H:H:H
    Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness
    Sir Walter Scott
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    STEPHANE DION'S RETIREMENT DINNER

    Maybe she got it right the first time.
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    Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
    awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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      #3
      STEPHANE DION'S RETIREMENT DINNER

      Fab!!! :H
      Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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        #4
        STEPHANE DION'S RETIREMENT DINNER

        That's a great one.

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