Random Thoughts for the Day:
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>>1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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>>2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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>>3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
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>>4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
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>>5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
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>>6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
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>>7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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>>8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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>>9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
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>>10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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>>11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
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>>12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
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>>13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes - to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
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>>14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I have-- ever.
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>>15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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>>16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
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>>17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
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>>18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
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>>19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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>>20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jewelry product.
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