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    Dr. Phil

    Not written by me, but I found it funny.


    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
    use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
    the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The
    way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and
    never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
    finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
    of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a
    bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
    prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of
    chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

    Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

    #2
    Dr. Phil

    Ha...LOL.....I like that.
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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      #3
      Dr. Phil

      VERY BIG CHUCKLE!!!
      AF as of August 5th, 2012

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        #4
        Dr. Phil

        Very, Very Funny! Sounds like the journey to inner peace could be quite fun!

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          #5
          Dr. Phil

          OMGS that is soooooooooo good. my mom watches dr. phil and i think he is a pile of well you know.im gonna send it to her right now!

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