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    Two ladies conversing in Heaven

    1st woman: Hi, Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--we'd both still be alive.

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    Two ladies conversing in Heaven

    And the cheating husband STILL alive and well! LOL
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      Two ladies conversing in Heaven

      Hilarious!!!

      Star x
      Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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        Two ladies conversing in Heaven

        Btw hart...........your men jokes are reverting me to bitch mode, so..........thanks..........is my favourite personna where men are concerned anyway ha ha ha

        Think I`ll download an oldie now...........think it was Elkie Brookes??...........No More The Fool ha ha ha ha ha

        Star x
        Formerly known as Starlight Impress.

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