Hinduism? This shit happened before
Confucianism ? Confucius say, ?Shit happens?.
Buddhism ? It is only an illusion that shit happens
Zen ? ?What is the sound of shit happening??
Islam ? ?If shit happens, it is the will of Allah?
Islamofascism ? ?We make shit happen to those who don?t see things as we do.?
Jehovah?s Witness ? ?Knock, knock; shit happens.?
Atheism ? There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism ? ?Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn?t.?
Protestantism ? ?Shit won?t happen if I work harder.?
Catholicism ? ?If shit happens, I deserve it!?
Judaism ? ?Why does shit always happen to me??
Televangelism ? ?Send money or shit will happen to you.?
Blackism ? ?Motherfuck all this shit. ?
Socialism ? Shit happens to everyone equally ? except the privileged
Rastafari - Let's all get together and smoke that shit
Author Unknown but edited from original version
Happy New Year
Confucianism ? Confucius say, ?Shit happens?.
Buddhism ? It is only an illusion that shit happens
Zen ? ?What is the sound of shit happening??
Islam ? ?If shit happens, it is the will of Allah?
Islamofascism ? ?We make shit happen to those who don?t see things as we do.?
Jehovah?s Witness ? ?Knock, knock; shit happens.?
Atheism ? There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism ? ?Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn?t.?
Protestantism ? ?Shit won?t happen if I work harder.?
Catholicism ? ?If shit happens, I deserve it!?
Judaism ? ?Why does shit always happen to me??
Televangelism ? ?Send money or shit will happen to you.?
Blackism ? ?Motherfuck all this shit. ?
Socialism ? Shit happens to everyone equally ? except the privileged
Rastafari - Let's all get together and smoke that shit
Author Unknown but edited from original version
Happy New Year
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