dog wife

[mario]

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.


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A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.


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Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.


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Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.


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The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog & said, "I am so sorry for your loss, & this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"


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"My wife's."


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''What happened to her?"


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The man replied, "My dog attacked & killed her"


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He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"


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The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."


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A poignant & thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.


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"Can I borrow the dog?"


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The man replied, "Get in line."

[startingover]

dog wife

:H:H:H

[JackieClaire]

dog wife

:H:H:H

[rubywillow]

dog wife

Oooooo, NASTY!!!! But would that work with husbands and father-in-laws?? Hmmmmmm

[mick butts]

dog wife

dog and wife

yes this joke could be turned into any sort of situation !:new:

[Rags]

dog wife

Ouch!

[rubywillow]

dog wife

Reminds me of the night Hubs and I had an argument and I went to bed. My Rottweiler got on the bed with me, and emphatically refused to move when Hubs came to bed. Hubs on couch. Lesson learned.