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    Plane crash

    The plane is going down, the cabin is filling with smoke, people are trampling over each other, and a man says to the stewardess: "Where are the exits? Where are the lifejackets?"

    And the stewardess looks at him and says: "Oh, so NOW you're interested?"
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    That was good!!!

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      #3
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      I lurve that one. I'm a very diligent plane traveller. I used to be a pilot and know that the lifejackets are so well concealed you'll never find 'em in an emergency!

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        Rags;787733 wrote: the lifejackets are so well concealed you'll never find 'em in an emergency!
        :egad::egad:
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          They say 'your seat can be used as a floatation device'. Crap, all I want to do is SIT on my seat!!!
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            LOL RUBY!

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