Amused Dad replies, "Litte Johnny, where would you live?"
LJ replies, " Here, Dad. My room is bigger and I'm an only child."
Intrigued, Dad asks, "Where would you get money for you and your wife?"
Ever ready, LJ replies, "Well, Brittany and I both get a nice allowance. It's enough for us."
Astounded his son has thought this through, Dad smiles and asks, "But, Little Johnny, what if your new wife gets pregnant?
Calmly, LJ replies, "I'm not worried. We've been lucky so far."
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