What do you get when you cross a GPS with PMS??
A bitch that can find you.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
Threw that last one in to confuse you.
A bitch that can find you.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
Threw that last one in to confuse you.
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