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    In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.

    Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

    Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly. "Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say...I would like it infrequently."

    The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eyes and casually asked, "Is that one word or two words?"

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    Tee Hee...where do you get all these ?!
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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      glad you liked it........one of my favourite jokes. I collect them from my friends emails.

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        again i must pass this along. funny funny! grandma is gonna pee her pants!

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          Too funny!!! shows you the old guy learned to clarify things too huh?!! Communication at its best!!

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            :H
            :h :h :h :h

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              In-frequently! Took me awhile on this one
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              A wise man knows how little he knows."

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