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    For the women

    He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
    I said to him ... . . You wear pants don't you?



    He Said To Me!




    He said to me ... . ........ Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart



    He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



    He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    I said to him .. . They don't have time



    He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.



    He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.



    He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    I said. . . A widow.



    He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
    I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


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    For the women

    Awwwwh, Mario, I lOVE you!
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    awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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