A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he
beats me to a pulp...."
Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.
Just gargle and gargle".
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looking reborn and fresh again.
Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I
gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
Doctor:" You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"
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