A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get them
>>> tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
>>> male
>>> neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
>>>
>>> The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so
>>> red?"
>>>
>>> The man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
>>> garden
>>> naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing
>>> so
>>> much."
>>>
>>> Well, the woman was impressed, so she decided to try doing the same
>>> thing
>>> to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two
>>> weeks
>>> she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
>>>
>>> One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way,
>>> how
>>> did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
>>>
>>> "No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"
>>> tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
>>> male
>>> neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
>>>
>>> The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so
>>> red?"
>>>
>>> The man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
>>> garden
>>> naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing
>>> so
>>> much."
>>>
>>> Well, the woman was impressed, so she decided to try doing the same
>>> thing
>>> to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two
>>> weeks
>>> she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
>>>
>>> One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way,
>>> how
>>> did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
>>>
>>> "No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"