A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her
private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor
whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there
was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out
of the coma.'
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the
curtains for privacy.. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her
private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor
whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there
was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out
of the coma.'
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the
curtains for privacy.. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.
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