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    I'D LAUGH BUT ITS SO TRUE!!

    First-Time House Builder

    Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

    The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

    The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

    "All right. How long do you need them?"

    The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

    After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
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