Should a child witness childbirth

[time2change]

Here's your answer.



Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.



Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and
after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.



Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.



Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........spank his ass again!"

[rubywillow]

Should a child witness childbirth

I guess it's true: Guys spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

[dida]

Should a child witness childbirth

The Dentist

>> A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
>>
>> They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
>>
>> A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his
>> hands.
>>
>> He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
>> The girl has been watching him and says:
>>
>> "You must be a dentist."
>> The guy, surprised, says:
>> "Yes .... How did you figure that out?"
>> "Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
>> One thing leads to another and they make love.
>> After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."
>>
>> The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
>> "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
>> The girl replies:.....
>>
>>
>>
>> "Didn't feel a thing."