Pam, a beautiful, well-endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet...As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.
The sign says: Oral Sex Frogs Only $20 each! Money-Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
Pam excitedly looks around to see if anybody?s watching her and whispers softly to Ralph, the man behind the counter ?I?ll take one.?
Ralph, packaging up the frog, says, ?Just follow the instructions carefully. Page me if there?s a problem.? He hands Pam his card.
Pam nods, ?Okay,? grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, Pam takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do...
First she takes a shower. Then she splashes on some nice smelling perfume. Then she slips into a very sexy nightie. Finally, as instructed, she crawls into bed, spreads her legs, and puts the frog down ?there?.
Nothing happens!
Pam is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper. It says, ?If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.? So, Pam calls...
Ralph, the man from behind the counter says, ?I?m sorry about the problem. We had some complaints earlier this week and I think I know how to fix the problem. I?ll be right over.?
Within five minutes, Ralph is ringing her doorbell.
Pam welcomes him in and says, ?See, I?ve done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.?
Ralph, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says, ?Listen to me! I?m only going to show you how to do this one more time!?
The sign says: Oral Sex Frogs Only $20 each! Money-Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
Pam excitedly looks around to see if anybody?s watching her and whispers softly to Ralph, the man behind the counter ?I?ll take one.?
Ralph, packaging up the frog, says, ?Just follow the instructions carefully. Page me if there?s a problem.? He hands Pam his card.
Pam nods, ?Okay,? grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, Pam takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do...
First she takes a shower. Then she splashes on some nice smelling perfume. Then she slips into a very sexy nightie. Finally, as instructed, she crawls into bed, spreads her legs, and puts the frog down ?there?.
Nothing happens!
Pam is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper. It says, ?If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.? So, Pam calls...
Ralph, the man from behind the counter says, ?I?m sorry about the problem. We had some complaints earlier this week and I think I know how to fix the problem. I?ll be right over.?
Within five minutes, Ralph is ringing her doorbell.
Pam welcomes him in and says, ?See, I?ve done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.?
Ralph, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says, ?Listen to me! I?m only going to show you how to do this one more time!?
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