the guy at the ticket counter won't allow a chicken into the theatre so the man goes around corner and shoves his pet chicken down his pants and tries again to get into movie. it works this time, and he takes his seat.
movie goes on and the man's chicken gets hot inside his pants so he unzips the fly and lets the chicken poke her head out for air.
the woman next to the man turns to her friend and says, "that man has his thing out!". her friend shrugs and says nonchalantly, "you've seen one, you've seen em all."
the woman next to the man says "right, but this one is eating my popcorn!"
ba dum dum
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