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    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

    "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

    "You're going to die," she replied.



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    tee hee!
    I love my family more than alcohol.:h
    Live in the Solution....not the problem

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      :lol3:
      Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

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        I just love that!

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          LOL!! fantastic..
          "It works if you work it, because you are worth it!!!"

          :groupluv:

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