Two American blonde tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-aack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one of the gals asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?"
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The waitress leaned over the counter and said:
"Tiiimmmmm Hoorrrrttoooonnns..."
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