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    Snoring, a little risque

    A couple have a dog that snores.

    Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

    The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

    "Yeah, right," she says.

    A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon from her sewing box and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.
    Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

    Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies.

    He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly.

    The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon from her sewing box , and ties it around her husband's testicles.

    Amazingly it works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

    The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over.

    He stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

    He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I don't remember where we were or what we did, but, we got first and second place."



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    Snoring, a little risque

    :H:H

    You know why men snore so terribly when sleeping on their back? Their testicles fall over their arsehole and cause a vapor lock. :H
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      Snoring, a little risque

      You both are Ca-RAAAAZY!! :H
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        Snoring, a little risque

        Hart ! Ha! I think I soiled myself..........Ha! Great joke.........Ha! IAD
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          Snoring, a little risque

          Most excellent Hart :H:H:H:H
          Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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