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    Happy Hunting-a little risque

    An 86 year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check up.
    The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 86 year old said, things were great and he had never felt better.
    "I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think of that Doc?"
    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
    "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.
    One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
    As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water?s edge.
    He realized he?d left his gun at home and so he couldn?t shoot the magnificent creature.
    Out of habit, he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ?bang, bang?.
    Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
    Now what do you think of that, asked the doctor?"
    The 86 year old said, logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped 2 rounds into that beaver.
    "My point exactly, said the doctor."

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    Happy Hunting-a little risque

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      Happy Hunting-a little risque

      LMAO cucks!!
      "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
      Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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        Happy Hunting-a little risque

        Way go Cuck...Ha! That's great.......IAD
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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