One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior
that was going on. So He called St. Michael and sent him to earth for a
time.
When Michael returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send a second
Archangel down to get another opinion.' So God sent St. Gabriel to earth
for a time.
When Gabriel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth
is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because
he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them
keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
that was going on. So He called St. Michael and sent him to earth for a
time.
When Michael returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send a second
Archangel down to get another opinion.' So God sent St. Gabriel to earth
for a time.
When Gabriel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth
is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because
he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them
keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.