A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am
by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring
rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance,"
says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He
slams the door and returns to bed..
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a
push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning
and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short
memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three
months ago when we broke down, and
those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be
ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed,
and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are
you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out
the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply
from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband..
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring
rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance,"
says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He
slams the door and returns to bed..
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a
push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning
and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short
memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three
months ago when we broke down, and
those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be
ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed,
and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are
you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out
the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply
from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband..
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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