Blonde cop...

[fennel]

As related to me by my neighbor, Bubba...

There was a blonde who was speeding, and was pulled over by a blonde cop. The officer got out of her car and strolled over to the blonde's car. The officer said to the driver "May I see your driver's license, ma'am?" The blonde replied "I don't know...what does it look like?" The blonde cop answered "It's rectangular and shiny, and it has your picture on it." The blonde fumbled around in her purse, found a pocket mirror, looked into it and handed it to the cop. The cop took the mirror, looked at it, and hurriedly handed it back to the blonde, saying "I'm sorry, ma'am....I didn't know you were a police officer!" :H:H:H

[rubywillow]

Blonde cop...

When my beautiful, blonde, then-17-y/o daughter came in angry and threw a speeding ticket on the table, I asked why it made her so made her so mad. Her reply, "There ought to be a law against women cops!" That's how I found out how many times she'd been stopped and only warned.

[fennel]

Blonde cop...

rubywillow;827416 wrote: When my beautiful, blonde, then-17-y/o daughter came in angry and threw a speeding ticket on the table, I asked why it made her so made her so mad. Her reply, "There ought to be a law against women cops!" That's how I found out how many times she'd been stopped and only warned.

LOL! :H That charm and good looks won't get you far with a woman cop!

[~EVA~]

Blonde cop...

good one:H:H:H

[Panno]

Blonde cop...

:H:H:H:H:H Fennel you cheered me up lol

[rubywillow]

Blonde cop...

And laughs to Santy, as well.