Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Another Possum

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Another Possum

    I'm from Georgia, and we love Alabama jokes (like they love Georgia jokes!). Hub's Dad is from Alabama, so he relishes hearing new jokes to tease him with. Hear's a few.


    A game warden from Georgia called a game warden in Alabama, and said, "I've got one of your possums over here. He was caught in a leg trap."
    The Alabama warden asks, "How do you know it's an Alabama possum?"
    Replies the Georgian, "Well, he's chewed of 3 of his legs and he's still caught in the trap."

    Georgia State Trooper stops a guy in a souped-up truck with an Alabama tag, on I-85.
    Trooper: "You got any ID?"
    Reply from trucker, "'Bought what?"

    Why don't people in Alabama drink Kool-Aide? Because it's too hard to get 2 quarts of water in that itty-bitty package.

    BTW, I LOVE Alabama!
    sigpic
    Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
    awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
Working...
X