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    What Religion is Your Bra?

    What Religion is Your Bra?

    A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's
    and shyly walked up to
    the woman behind the counter and said,
    'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
    ' What type of bra?'
    asked the clerk.

    'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
    ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour
    and material imaginable.
    'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
    Relieved, the man asked about the types.
    The saleslady replied:
    'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

    Which one would you prefer?'

    Now totall y befuddled,
    the man asked about the differences between them.
    The Saleslady responded,
    'It is all really quite simple. .

    The Catholic type supports the masses;

    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

    The Presbyterian type
    keeps them staunch and upright;

    The Baptist type
    makes mountains out of molehills.'
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G
    , and H are the letters used
    to define bra sizes?

    (A} Almost Boobs..
    {B} Barely there...
    {C} Can't Complain!..
    {D} Dang!...
    {DD} Double dang!...
    {E} Enormous!....
    {F} Fake...
    {G} Get a Reduction...
    {H} Help me, I've fallen
    and I can't get up!...
    :bust:
    :notes:
    My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves me altogether.

    "When enough is enough, that's when you know your half way there"-Tim Mcllrath

    #2
    What Religion is Your Bra?

    :H I love Boobs, All kinds of Boobs, I really love Boobs. :H
    Starting over again 09/06/11

    "When its good its good its so good until it goes bad" Pink,Sober

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      #3
      What Religion is Your Bra?

      And we move through all the religions in our life! :H
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      Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
      awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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        #4
        What Religion is Your Bra?

        " So do Atheists not believe in bras !?! " Ha! (As the Hawaiians say"Hang Loose" Ha!) Love the post Eva........IAD
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          #5
          What Religion is Your Bra?

          Did I mention how much I love Boobs
          Starting over again 09/06/11

          "When its good its good its so good until it goes bad" Pink,Sober

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            #6
            What Religion is Your Bra?

            UH yeah...a few times...are you boob deprived???
            poor baby
            i would send you some photos but hubs says mine are 44 longs!!!!!
            I love my family more than alcohol.:h
            Live in the Solution....not the problem

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              #7
              What Religion is Your Bra?

              LOL! so funny :H:H:H
              "It works if you work it, because you are worth it!!!"

              :groupluv:

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                #8
                What Religion is Your Bra?

                Change.... were you breast Fed ? ( I was) Maybe a little bit of early withdraw on the breast feeding ! ha! IAD
                ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                Dr. Seuss

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