He was afraid the dentist would notice the smell of fanny on his breath so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss and a bottle of listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he ate a packet of extra strong mints. his turn came up and the dentist told him 2 take a seat.
Feeling confident and relaxed, he opend his mouth wide. the dentist got close and said 'Did you have a 69 before you came here? Brain says 'how did you know, does my breath smell like fanny? 'The dentist said 'No you have a Skid Mark on your forehead.
Have a good weekend everyone.
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