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    skid marks....69

    After having a nice 69 with his girlfriend Brian remembered he had an appointment at the dentish.
    He was afraid the dentist would notice the smell of fanny on his breath so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss and a bottle of listerine.
    As he arrived at the dentist he ate a packet of extra strong mints. his turn came up and the dentist told him 2 take a seat.
    Feeling confident and relaxed, he opend his mouth wide. the dentist got close and said 'Did you have a 69 before you came here? Brain says 'how did you know, does my breath smell like fanny? 'The dentist said 'No you have a Skid Mark on your forehead.

    Have a good weekend everyone.
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    my desire to avoid hitting bottom again was more powerful then my desire to drink !

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    skid marks....69

    EwwwEwwwwEwwwwwAH!
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      #3
      skid marks....69

      That dentist should just concentrate on his patient's mouth! :H:H:H
      Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

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        #4
        skid marks....69

        THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT!! NO PUN INTENDED

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