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    Cannibal Menu

    Just got this from my school friend, Cathy!

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

    Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

    +Tourist: $5.00

    +Broiled Missionary: $10.00

    +Fried Explorer: $15.00

    +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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    AUGUST 9, 2009

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