I was at a party last night,

[catch22]

I was at a party last night,

And the DJ played ' Oh sit down' by James.

So we all sat down!

He then played 'Jump around

so we all jumped around!

then he put on 'come on Eileen.'

I got thrown out.

[Guest]

I was at a party last night,

Guess nobody thought that was funny! I did.

[Rusty]

I was at a party last night,

Dear Catch,

I thought it was hilarious....I busted out laughing. It's been a long day and I appreciate your sense of humor. Tee hee....a total repeatable joke.

THANKS

[dizilizid]

I was at a party last night,

HahaHaha. That is brilliant very funny

[mama bear]

I was at a party last night,

LOVED IT!!

[hart]

I was at a party last night,

As long as you're not Eileen

[Phoebe30]

I was at a party last night,

Ha ha really needed a giggle going to text my friends it

[Chillgirl]

I was at a party last night,

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers,

'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that:

1, you have to be single and

2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,

'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party.'