Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

[Paddy]

WOMAN'S PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

who owns a bottle shop and a golf course. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

:l

[freckles]

Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

isn't that the truth!

[Mackeral]

Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

Hiya Paddy...I must have missed this one while i was away for a week....i was going through some of the old jokes.....Still a belter though isnt it.

[Paddy]

Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

Yup, you're right. It's typical us men - and proud of it!:H

[Saint Jude]

Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

Fits my Hubby to a "T" .... both of em!:H

[iia67]

Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

Amen !!