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    A mans love story

    A love story for Men











    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess.... 'Will you marry me?'


    The Princess said, 'NO !'

    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and coffee and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

    Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
    I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

    This signature has been typed in front of a live studio audience.

    #2
    A mans love story

    LMAO!!!! Excellent lol
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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      #3
      A mans love story

      I got this one sent to me via a text message a few days ago funnily enough. It was a bit more hardcore than that though!!!
      "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
      Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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        #4
        A mans love story

        hippie37;865328 wrote: I got this one sent to me via a text message a few days ago funnily enough. It was a bit more hardcore than that though!!!
        ah phil there are ladies here


        :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

        Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
        I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

        This signature has been typed in front of a live studio audience.

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          #5
          A mans love story

          Once upon a time a guy asked a girl ?Will you marry me??.

          The girl said ?No? and she lived happily ever after.

          She went shopping, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
          had a wardrobe full of shoes and bags, stayed skinny and was never
          farted upon.

          The End.
          "In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
          AF - JAN 1st 2010
          NF - May 1996

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            #6
            A mans love story

            I like Chillgirl's version.

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              #7
              A mans love story

              too cute!!!
              I love my family more than alcohol.:h
              Live in the Solution....not the problem

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