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    #1

    Lift your hat

    A man is sunbathing naked at the beach.

    For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he has a hat over his privates.

    A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

    He raises an eyebrow and replies, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013
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    Lift your hat

    :H:H:H:H
    The mind will intellectualize it, the heart will emotionalize it, yet the gut never lies.

    https://www.mywayout.org/community/f9/girly-wirly-s-toolbox-2-45452.html

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      #3
      Lift your hat

      lol. good one.
      AF since 15th March 2010

      The journey is the goal. As long as you're fighting the good fight and you're not giving up on giving up, you're winning. It's not about how often you get knocked down, it's about how often you get up again. Sobriety the goal for sure. But striving to get to that goal is what it's about. Not getting there. Because the journey never ends. The journey is the goal.

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        #4
        Lift your hat

        :H:H:H

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          #5
          Lift your hat

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          Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
          awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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